Northern Belle Diaries: Nene Leaks

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Confessions v2 issue 1

Lawdy Lawd. (That's Lordy Lord in my awkward Southern accent imitation)

Wednesday never disappoints: Confessions! I am co-hostingagain this week and I'm very excited! I decided to make this Volume 2, issue 1. This is how I'll number them from now on.

I confess...whenever my neighbors across the street are in another one of their spats I gleefully mute my TV and sit by the window, looking through the slats of the blinds, and listen to their argument through my slightly opened window. Yesterday, I even muted RHOA to listen, cuz lezbihonest... the real shit is just waaaay better than anything on TV!

GIF found here

I confess...I had absolutely NO SHAME in admitting that! I confess...I like to keep a tidy house. It makes me feel proud. I confess...I wish I felt proud more often. I confess...I hate it when people make stupid grammar mistakes. I can overlook confusing "they're, their and there." Those I can deal with. But THIS? C'mon people...don't make stupid ass mistakes like this! For "Salesssssssssss?!?!" That sign is sitting my next door neighbors' lawn. Their info is blurred (for my 'protections'--so many cockadoodle-doos out there!)

I think Nene best captures my reaction when I saw this:

GIF found here

I confess...that after almost 4 years of marriage I still am gaga over my hubby. And my engagement ring.

I confess...I am a total nut case. As seen by my consumption of my third (numero 3) glass of wine in one sitting. Here I am sending my friend a drunk picture. It's like dog shaming...only it's self-shaming. I hope you find it funny...cuz I sure would!

I confess...I love shaming my dog. Here's a picture of Chip right after we moved. Apparently, moving tired him out, too. The little shit. I love him.