After a mini-poll on social media, I got enough responses to go ahead and have my hubby GUEST POST! The following confessions are definitely a roast of me (and I wouldn’t have it any other way)! Enjoy!
Before undertaking this exercise, I thought blogging was a fairly nerdy exercise worthy of daily mocking. After a thorough review and reconsideration, I feel exactly the same way. So, in honor of my wife, I have chosen to style this, my guest post, in a confessional format.
I feel this will be the easiest way for me to:
1) Avoid rambling paragraphs by mocking my wife in short, to the point sentences
2) Devote the majority of my focus to watching football, and,
3) Avoid the loss of vision that will inevitably come from typing on this ridiculously small computer.
So… In the name of the…Wait, that’s not how blog confessions start, is it? Is there a higher authority to which blog confessions should be addressed? Surely, if there were a higher blogging authority, it would involve a guy, a studio apartment, large amounts of ramen noodles, and the ability to multi-task hearing confessions in between riveting levels of multi-player World of Warcraft tournaments.
But, I digress…
I confess, that I have to change the “secret questions” on our online banking account because all of the answers can be gleaned in 5 seconds of reading my wife’s blog.
I confess, that we have no money in our bank account, so there will be no need for the above.
I confess, that I am not cutting my toenails any more. It’s ridiculous how they just keep growing. I’m waiting until my wife becomes so tired of being slashed in her sleep that she cuts them for me.
I confess, that I just cut my own leg with my long toenails. I guess I’m going to have to take back the above. Give me a minute here.
I confess, that I am already bored of this, and I can’t understand how my wife can stay entertained doing this for 9 hours a day.
I confess, that the previous confession was a lie. My wife spends way more than 9 hours a day blogging. Well, part of it was a lie. I am really bored of this. I’m going to eat now.
I hope this has been as rewarding for you as it has been for me. I’m really grateful that my wife has given me the chance to “guest post,” and I wish all of you “interweb people” a relaxing Wednesday.