When two of my favorite bloggers teamed up to create this one-time link-up party, I knew I couldn’t say no. Does it matter that I’m like 80 years older than they? Nope. Cuz I’m a kid at heart. Here goes:
When I grow up, I’ll be a MILF. (Thanks, Erin).
When I grow up, I’ll live in a gated community like the RHOC.
I’ll also win the Mega Millions and prance around with my larger-than-life check like this:
Which will give me THIS kitchen AND have someone to cook me delicacies such as zero-calorie mac-and-cheese:
And, of course, I’ll have Lisa Vanderpump’s walk-in closet:
And, I’ll have a boob job. And enough lipo to wear a bikini year round.
And, of course, I’ll have a vineyard in California, Spain and Italy so I can enjoy free wine everyday.
That’s all I have, friends!
Please leave your lucky lottery numbers in the comments. I’ll thank you kindly.